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From: Tom in NYC
Re: Just Don't Call It Starvation in America!
Date: Nov. 19, 2006
On Thursday, the Washington Post ran an article titled "Some Americans Lack Food, but USDA Won't Call Them Hungry."
The article's first sentence:
The U.S. government has vowed that Americans will never be hungry again. But they may experience "very low food security."
Imagine! No more hunger!
God be praised! Republicans too!
Other projects for these "compassionate conservatives" to undertake might include "No More Debt," "No More Death" and "No More Liberals."
They've already started in on "No More Taxes" (inspired by the requirements of rich Republicans).
Any of those problems can be eliminated with a simple piece of legislation.
God be praised! Republicans too!