Steve Young

Rewriting the Wrong Side of History... And The Liberal Media™ That Allows It
by Steve Young

September 1, 2006 – Hollywood (americanpolitics.com) – You say that this administration has no strategy for getting out of Iraq.

Wrong!

Lying is their strategy -- about everything.

Okay, they don't always lie. Sometimes they just avoid the truth. It's called covering your ass.

First rule of covering your ass:wWhen the reasons you suggested for going into an utter catastrophe of a war are no longer operative, and people ask you "why not," you don't have to lie.

You just answer an altogether different question.

And if you're a freshman network anchor who wants to continue to have 1600 Pennsylvania access by kissing the presidential ass that's in the midst of being covered, you don't follow up your unanswered question.

This week, NBC's Brian Wiliams had a prime time one-on-one with President Bush. I won't say Williams was lobbing softballs, but if the questions had hit the President in the crotch, only the question would be hurt.

But the prime example of how wrong this White House knows it has been came after Williams asked what Iraq had to do with the 9-11 attacks.

President Bush called up the latest administration rephrasing, a parsing that had all the soundbite of a Karl Rove rewrite.

"I never said that Saddam Hussein ordered the attacks of 9-11."

True -- Bush never said that Saddam ordered the attacks. But Williams didn't ask that question, and Bush knew it. Bush was well aware that he and his people had bent over backwards to connect Iraq and 9-11. He's been using the word "ordered" in his responses for the past couple weeks.

Well, done, sir. Well done.

For Bush to have answered the actual question would have sucked any credibility from his earlier admonitions. Instead, Bush just gave a sucky answer.

If he were a liar, he would have just lied, say, like his vice-president did when he was asked if he ever confirmed a connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda. He said he had not. But he had. And it was recorded. See. That's a lie. A lie substantiated. A lie on tape that can be played back to back to prove his newest lie But Cheney doesn't care whther you know he lies or not. If he did he wouldn't have lied in the first place.

You say that this administration has no strategy for getting out of Iraq? Wrong. Lying is their strategy -- about everything.

And the leavings of the bulls in this White House smell up the right-wing radio Lords of Loud. Hannity has spent the past months repeating his litany of fear-mongering parsings:

"The Democrats are against the NSA wiretaps, data mining, the Patriot Act..."

That he left out prefaces like "parts of..." and suffixes like "that are illegal" doesn't seem to bother the goreous hunk of Goebbels.

But whether it's a lie or an evasion, this administration has proven over and over that they will not trust the American people with the truth. It's a strategy they've been using for six years and over 2600 dead American soldiers.

And there's no evidence they will stop.

If the Liberal Media™ continues to refuse to hold the non-answers to the fire, why should they?

Steve Young is a Senior Fellow at the Extreme Far Centrist Foundation' Political Husbandry Conservation Centre and Stereo Repair. In his spare time, he is also an author, comedy writer, columnist, LA talk show host and author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful."(What? You STILL haven't bought it? Then visit http://www.greatfailure.com/) and the forthcoming "15 Minutes". You can also check out the satirical side of Steve every Sunday in the LA Daily News.

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