Leola, We BELIEVE You!
by Melinda Pillsbury-Foster

Leola McConnell

August 6, 2006 -- Santa Barbara (apj.us) -- Leola McConnell, the plucky dominatrix who has had intimate and interesting encounters with George W. Bush and his political and business intimates, including William "Mr. Book of Virtues" Bennett, is running for governor in Nevada.

Ms. McConnell, a Democratic activist and well-muscled mistress of men, has a clientèle including many drawn from Neocons circles and the Evangelical faction of the Republican Party, and is busy working on a book detailing her encounters with highly-placed players in government and throughout the Core Constituency of American Business. (Snap, whimper, slash, gasp.)

Some have loudly doubted the oputspoken "Mistress Lee"; we are saying for the record that we believe her -- and are eagerly awaiting the decanting of not only her book but possible films that document her adventures in Neoconland.

Those nasty habits, including all of the S&M, have strong continuity in America's foreign policy today.

Is it true that the W likes to suck on Leola's feet while she draws blood? It is true that what brought Billy Bennett back, over and over again, was the promise that this time it would hurt so much he would just... well, die of the pleasure? What about the rumor of the Bush family freesomes, foursomes -- dare we imagine it, fivesomes?

We only wish it had been us holding the whip.

Melinda Pillsbury-Foster is an author, libertarian activist, blogmistress of " HOW the NeoCons Stole Freedom", chairperson of the Arthur C. Pillsbury Foundation, and writes poetry in my spare time.

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