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From: Jeff Koopersmith
To: APJ Readers
Re: Latest GOP recruiting e-mail
DAte: July 31, 2006

Here is the latest recruiting e-mail message from the GOP. I encourage APJ readers to fill it out and add the comment, "OTHER: Destroying the GOP from within and rebuilding as an AMERICAN party, not a new Nazi Party."

Dear J.M.,

We've seen it before. The media and the pundits predict big Democratic victories on Election Day - and then are shocked when Republicans turn out in record numbers, bringing victory to our candidates from the White House to the courthouse.

The reason Republicans can win is volunteers like YOU. You knock on the doors. You make the phone calls. You make sure that every voter who shares our principles gets to the polls on Election Day. In 100 days, we face another decisive test - the midterm elections that will set the America's course for the final two years of the Bush presidency and beyond.

From now until Election Day, the Republican Party is planning an unprecedented volunteer push with phone banks, neighborhood walks, registration drives, and more. Once again, your help will be what makes the difference. Please tell us how you'd like to help by filling out this quick survey:

2006 Republican Volunteer Survey

Make Phone Calls

 

Knock on Doors in My Town

 

Volunteer on Election Day

 

Volunteer at Campaign Headquarters

 

Help Out at Events and Parades

 

Help Register Voters

 

Recruit My Friends and
Neighbors as Volunteers

 

Other

 


NOTE from APJ: Above button links to same survey on GOP.com's web site -- go there and let 'em have it.

Please click here to complete this survey on GOP.com
if you are having trouble submitting it here.

Every little bit helps - whether it's two hours at a phone bank, spending a Saturday afternoon walking your precinct, or helping at a rally. Research has shown that the most effective way to reach an undecided voter is through a volunteer like you. Take the next step to helping us win in 2006. 

If Democrats are allowed to take control of Congress, they will ram through an extremist agenda that includes investigations and impeachment, cutting and running in the War on Terror, and turning back the clock on tax relief and job growth. The danger is great and the stakes are high - but the chance that YOU will be the deciding factor is greater than ever.

Let us hear from you today.

Sincerely,
txt
Michael DuHaime
RNC Political Director

 

From: Tom C in NYC
Re: Tequila Gibson
Date: July 31, 2006

So Mel Gibson is going into rehab following his anti-Semitic, tirade-and-tequila-soaked arrest in Malibu. If the treatment is successful, this producer of a recent nutcase movie will soon be a recovering Catholic.

 

From: Marc Perkel
Re: Bill Clinton on the Dark Side
Date: July 31, 2006

It almost reminds me of the Star Wars movies: Anakin Skywalker is slowly transformed from a Jedi knight into the evil Darth Vader.

Has Bill Clinton given in to the dark side of the force? After 5 years of deafening silence and political neutrality Bill Clinton has emerged to actively endorse Bush's strongest supporter in the Democratic party, Joe Lieberman. Joe Lieberman is a right wing, pro-war Zionist the Democrats are actively trying to get rid of. Clinton has been silent on the war in Iraq, silent on the destruction of the economy, silent on Bush's corruption and abuse of power, silent on domestic spying, silent where people should speak out.

I have been uncomfortable for some time with the Clinton/Bush lovefest but now I'm really uncomfortable with Bill Clinton. I don't know if Clinton's endorsement is going to help Lieberman but I can tell you that it definitely hurts my opinion of him. I'm not sure I want Clinton back if he's switched sides. I am really really really really disappointed with Clinton right now.

I'm Marc Perkel - And I approve this message!

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