A Very Special
Cro-Magnon Mail:
Who Would Jesus Snark?

----- Original Message -----
From: Rev. Dayle Keefer (revdayle@netsync.net)
3363 Fluvanna Avenue Ext
Jamestown, NY 14701
Re: Bush a dry drunk
Date: Jan. 27, 2006

Hey,
While you're tipping the booze at George, why not take a good sober look at ole Ted Kennedy a wet drunk! What an embarassment to the Dems.
Dayle Keefer

Dear Rev. Keefer:

What would Jesus do? Would he write a "compassionate" e-mail such as the one with which you graced us? The New Testament shows us a Jesus who ministered to those in need. I'm sure alcoholics -- admitted or otherwise -- would be included.

You're enough to make Jesus weep.

I can only wonder what your congregation would think of your compassionate little e-mail were they to read it.

James Balzer

From: Johnny Wendell
Re: Holy Cro-Magnon Mail
Date: January 27, 2006

Kennedy has been sober for years.

The Rev's an idiot.

From: Rev. Steve in Texas
Re: Holy Cro-Magnon Mail
Date: January 28, 2006

In a message dated 1/27/2006, revdayle@netsync.net writes:

why not take a good sober look at ole Ted Kennedy a wet drunk! What an embarassment to the Dems.

What dumpster was this old canard pulled from?

From: JHW
Re: Holy Cro-Magnon Mail
Date: January 28, 2006

Rev. Keefer needs to be reminded that the dry drunk that concerns us is in the office of the president, not Ted Kennedy.

From: John D
Re: Holy Cro-Magnon Mail
Date: January 28, 2006

Dear James,
Bravooo!