WHAT HOLLYWOOD DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW UNTIL AFTER THE AWARDS!
"LORD OF THE RINGS": A WHITEWASH!
FILMMAKERS CONCERNED THE REAL MYTHS WOULD HURT BOXOFFICE!
By Matt Drudge (from an anonymous credible source, as told to Steve Young)

March 25, 2002, 8AM PST (APJP)
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**Exclusive**

Where is Joe McCarthy when you need him?

The quest that sent Frodo Baggens on his epic journey through the middle earth, deep into the Valley Of The Dark Lord and the Crack of Doom, while setting box office records beyond compare, is a fraud!

That's right, Tolkien's massaging of myths resulting in a series of best-selling books, which Hollywood and its Democratic cash cows have spun into a trilogy of untold riches, is fraught with holes and scenes that were actually made up by writers!

In the Frances Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson Rings screenplay, all evidence of Gods And Monsters Ian McKellen's homosexual obsession with Brendan Frazier seems to have been deliberately left out. Yet in McKellon's Academy Award nominated role, does anyone doubt Gandolf's relationships with the young, impressionable Hobbits and other short eccentrics to be in the least, suspicious. This softening of the Gandolf character is unquestionably an overt attempt to clean up the "real" Gandolf who most likely was a racist, sexually deviant and a snobbish love rat. Lord? Ha! Tolkien's Gandolf was a Queen at best. Crack of Doom, my arse! It's about the money. The money that the Oscars ® and Golden Globes ® rain down on the winners's studios

Moreover, my undetermined but credible sources say there is strong evidence, though I have yet to find it, that Tolkien's fabricated Hobbit language was a clear effort by New Line to cover up the original Gandolf's "Jew-bashing." As spiritual as the film purports to be, there's not one Hobbit synagogue in all of Shire Village. If there was ever a Star of David in evidence anywhere, it looks like New Line chose to hide behind a bunch of anti-Semitic dwarfs and a unyielding thirst to drink from the kiddish cup of Oscar ®.

Making matters worse, while there are absolutely no grounds to believe that Gandolf had ever been divorced or fathered a Tralfamadorian out of wedlock , that entirely fabricated supposition has been mysteriously ignored in the film.

If you need any more evidence of this anti-American, pro-abortion conspiracy, ask yourself if there seems to be an extraordinary similarity between Gandolf's compulsive interest in the Ring and former president, Bill Clinton's obsession with anything in a dress. Well, Drudge fans,

I'm presently looking into a story hinting that both Gandolf and Clinton were impeached for lying under oath as well as unethically pardoning wealthy felons when their terms were up. That, Mr. And Mrs. America, is something you just can't make up.

Leave that to me.

Look for my next live appearance on anything Fox!