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Yet Another
Found On the 'Net!
by Dave "Doctor" Gonzo
Feb. 24, 2002 -- NEW YORK (APJP) -- Thanks to "MPF1Free" for this little nugget making the e-mail rounds...
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates -- where he was greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive?" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama on the nose.
James Madison stepped up and said, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He dropped a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picked him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"
An important angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, moron. What did you think I said?"
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