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Oct. 19, 2001 (APJP) -- Thanks to three APJ readers and Susie D for -emailing slightly varying versions of the following to me. Again, The Doc issues the usual warnings: rated SPI (slightly politically incorrect) and not for the humor-impaired:

TRANSCRIPT OF TELEPHONE CALL PLACED ON SEPTEMBER 11th BY YASSIR ARAFAT TO GEORGE W. BUSH
Arafat: Oh, President Bush, I send my condolences. The whole Palestinian people share your pain. This is a terrible terrible tragedy that happened and we sympathize with your grief. Words cannot begin to describe the horror of this act.
Bush: 'Scuse me, Yass-man, but what are you talking about???
Arafat [under his breath]: (Oh shit! There's that 7-hour time zone difference!)

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